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When it comes to sex, the most important six inches are the ones between...
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Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.
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When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than...
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Critics are like eunuchs in a harem they know how it’s done, they’ve seen...
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He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.
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Steve McCroskey Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines
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The way to win an atomic war is to make certain it never starts.
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When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.
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The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
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Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.