Quote #11743
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.”
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Exhaustion and exasperation are frequently the handmaidens of legislative decision.
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Delay is preferable to error.
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The sports page records people’s accomplishments The front page nothing but their failures.
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No one is promiscuous in his way of dying. A man who has decided...
Quote #4504
I have everything, yet have nothing; and although I possess nothing, still of nothing...
Quote #17712
A good listener tries to understand thoroughly what the other person is saying. In...
Quote #16524
I do not fear computers. I fear lack of them.
Quote #6944
If you refuse where you have always granted you invite to theft.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...