Quote #23659
Anyone can stop a man’s life, but no one his death a thousand doors...
Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #34514
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice In practice, there is.
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My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
Quote #5745
The will to believe is perhaps the most powerful, but certainly the most dangerous...
Quote #18377
Deliberate with caution, but act with decision and yield with graciousness, or oppose with...
Quote #6066
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Quote #16810
Take care to get what you like or you will be forced to like...
Quote #4653
By a tranquil mind I mean nothing else than a mind well ordered.
Quote #24405
The fireworks begin today. Each diploma is a lighted match. Each one of you...