Quote #25865
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Quote #28743
Children are our most valuable natural resource.
Quote #3838
It is not enough to aim; you must hit.
Quote #5429
Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep...
Quote #8619
About the time we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
Quote #17782
Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of growths. No man or...
Quote #30535
To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one’s responsibility...
Quote #406
Politeness is one half good nature and the other half good lying.
Quote #28991
I like bubbles and the whole thing. That’s the fun of taking a bath....
Quote #2018
Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.