Quote #15203
If we miraculously became the people we hate, how lovable we would find ourselves.
Quote #13857
If you have made a mistake, cut your losses as quickly as possible.
Quote #12701
Truth springs from argument amongst friends.
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Depend upon it, after all, Thomas, Literature is the most noble of professions. In...
Quote #14501
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
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Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...
Quote #25545
The drums of Africa still beat in my heart. They will not let me...
Quote #18153
No good workman without good tools.
Quote #2120
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather...
Quote #79
I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure.