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If it weren’t for the last minute, a lot of things wouldn’t get done.
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When its a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.
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The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
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If you don’t learn to laugh at troubles, you won’t have anything to laugh...
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I’ve always tried to do my best on the ball field. I can’t do...
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A pessimist is one who makes difficulties of his opportunities and an optimist is...
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Language study is a route to maturity. Indeed, in language study as in life,...
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I understand that smoking is vaguely inappropriate in certain situations. You know, like an...
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Ted What about Brett Fav… ruh
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Fig Newton The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.