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The art of living does not consist in preserving and clinging to a particular...
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The most certain test by which we judge whether a country is really free...
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If you were a pirate, you know what would be the one thing that...
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
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I love such mirth as does not make friends ashamed to look upon one...
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The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
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A man who won’t die for something is not fit to live.
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Sleep… Oh! how I loathe those little slices of death….
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A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a...
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Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.