Quote #21790
The great question which I have not been able to answer, despite my thirty...
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution.
Quote #1116
We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
Quote #31857
Man, unlike any other thing organic or inorganic in the universe, grows beyond his...
Quote #11201
A half-truth is a whole lie.
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It?s a wonder I haven?t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and...
Quote #21015
Men often applaud an imitation, and hiss the real thing.
Quote #8750
I just bought a microwave fireplace. You can spend an evening in front of...
Quote #5225
Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they...
Quote #13128
Love is a hot shower where your skin never prunes.