Quote #2668
Life is good, if you like that sort of thing.
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There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in...
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Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my...
Quote #28792
Litigation A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the...
Quote #6036
I am responsible only to God and history.
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My wife is a light eater … as soon as it’s light, she starts...
Quote #19159
Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
Quote #6242
The truth is more important than the facts.
Quote #12039
A life spent making mistakes is not only most honorable but more useful than...
Quote #4712
Whoever desires to found a state and give it laws, must start with assuming...