Quote #22480
I hereby resign this office of president of the United States.
Quote #25524
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #11498
The life of man, solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short.
Quote #12752
God has always been hard on the poor.
Quote #137
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of...
Quote #30059
A man loses contact with reality if he is not surrounded by his books.
Quote #20709
People generally quarrel because they cannot argue.
Quote #4544
Trumpet in a herd of elephants; crow in the company of cocks; bleat in...
Quote #32716
Luck happens when oppurtunity encounters the prepared mind.
Quote #25746
We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough