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There was a young man of Dundoo, Whose limericks stopped at line 2.
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The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
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McCovey swings and misses, and its fouled back
Quote #16780
Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam I looked...
Quote #10273
Envy is the consuming desire to have everybody else as unsuccessful as you are.
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Four hostile newspapers are more to be feared than a thousand bayonets.
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To be able to fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization, and...
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To be what we are, and to become what we are capable of becoming,...
Quote #4304
Men of ill judgment oft ignore the goodThat lies within their hands, till they...