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It would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped issuing warnings about...
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If a man insisted always on being serious, and never allowed himself a bit...
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Peace and friendship with all mankind is our wisest policy, and I wish we...
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Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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Obstacles are what you see when you take your eyes off the goal.
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The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away...
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I looked up and saw my flag. But I didn’t hear my anthem. (about...
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We dare not tempt them with weakness. For only when our arms are sufficient...
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The only time anyone has ever gotten into serious trouble was when he decided...