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My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she...
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Thanks to his constant habit of shaking the bottle in which life handed him...
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Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet
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Boys are found everywhere-on top of, underneath, inside of, climbing on, swinging from, running...
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Life is made up of small pleasures. Happiness is made up of those tiny...
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Changing a college curriculum is like moving a graveyard–you never know how many friends...
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If there is no wind, row.
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Man, unlike any other thing organic or inorganic in the universe, grows beyond his...
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A woman is like a tea bag–you can’t tell how strong she is until...
Quote #16958
Fame is proof that people are gullible.