Quote #22911
Doing more things faster is no substitute for doing the right things.
Quote #17394
I find the great thing in this world is, not so much where we...
Quote #3418
Never date a woman you can hear ticking.
Quote #3923
Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.
Quote #6431
Life is like a blanket too short. You pull it up and your toes...
Quote #34893
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
Quote #25449
The secretary of education does not work for the education establishment. The secretary works...
Quote #28999
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Quote #23622
Begin at once to live, and count each separate day as a separate life.
Quote #24860
Life is a joke. The only way to survive it is to find the...