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In university they don’t tell you that the greater part of the law is...
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He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news.
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I believe in the possibility of miracles but more to the point, I believe...
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It’s always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.
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Pour water on a sportswriter — instant horseshit.
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We are punished by our sins, not for them.
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Drugs are a bet with your mind.
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Happiness is a warm puppy.
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What is a kiss? Why this, as some approve: The sure, sweet cement, glue,...
Quote #16687
Circumstances do not determine a man, they reveal him.