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You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches them...
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Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
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Wait until it is night before saying that is has been a fine day.
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If someone breaks your heart, forgive them. For they have helped you leard an...
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The forces of good and evil are working within and around me, I must...
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There are only 3 sports, Bullfighting, Motor Racing and Mountain climbing. All the rest...
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If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books...
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We must adjust to changing times and still hold to unchanging principles.
Quote #1787
Start every day with a smile and get it over with.
Quote #1826
England has forty-two religions and only two sauces.