Quote #1766
An optimist is a man who has never had much experience.
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During these periods of relaxation after concentrated intellectual activity, the intuitive mind seems to...
Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #5740
The saddest failures in life are those that come from not putting forth the...
Quote #30950
Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day.
Quote #21401
The safest road to hell is the gradual one-the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without...
Quote #6123
When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be...
Quote #13150
Mankind must put an end to war or war will put an end to...
Quote #254
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
Quote #34804
Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend.