Quote #34508
I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.
Quote #31146
The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense.
Quote #4015
Problems are only opportunities in work clothes.
Quote #13463
When angry, count ten before you speak; if very angry, a hundred.
Quote #909
If language is not correct, then what is said is not what is meant;...
Quote #7116
Opinion has a significance proportioned to the sources that sustain it.
Quote #13047
Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen.
Quote #34079
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex
Quote #28106
My own suspicion is that the universe is not only stranger than we suppose,...
Quote #25440
Your life is the sum result of all the choices you make, both consciously...