Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #4245
acts before he speaks, and afterwards speaks according to his actions.
Quote #7960
The angry man always thinks he can do more than he can.
Quote #887
It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick...
Quote #4124
Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
Quote #16772
Activity is the only road to knowledge.
Quote #27985
Having the world’s best idea will do you no good unless you act on...
Quote #22167
M-O-T-H-E-RM is for the million things she gave me,O means only that she’s growing...
Quote #478
I was raised almost entirely on turnips and potatoes, but I think that the...
Quote #32007
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be...