Quote #19886
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
Quote #1979
Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.
Quote #33375
Liberals are very broadminded they are always willing to give careful consideration to both...
Quote #11487
Everything comes to him who hustles while he waits.
Quote #2486
Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns.)
Quote #31555
My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m...
Quote #26925
A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men.
Quote #2653
Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.
Quote #4648
An object in possession seldom retains the same charm that it had in pursuit.
Quote #27674
If divorce has increased by one thousand percent, don’t blame the women’s movement. Blame...