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There are two sides of the Velvet Rope. Those who want to be on...
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The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to...
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A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
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Skill to do comes of doing.
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Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never...
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He also serves who only stands and waits.
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The right to swing my fist ends where the other man’s nose begins.
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It may be five years from now, but at some point we’ll be better...
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If you have made a mistake, cut your losses as quickly as possible.
Quote #30191
Put love first. Entertain thoughts that give life. And when a thought or resentment,...