Quote #16458
The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings...
Quote #6105
Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success – yours or...
Quote #9893
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.
Quote #6197
When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you will find...
Quote #25766
Even at our birth, death does but stand aside a little. And every day...
Quote #41
Ninety percent of everything is crap.
Quote #17455
The cautious seldom err.
Quote #22514
Sure there are dishonest men in local government. But there are dishonest men in...
Quote #2776
When women kiss, it always reminds me of prizefighters shaking hands.
Quote #5833
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough...