Quote #11794
I do not propose to write an ode to dejection, but to brag as...
Quote #29084
The funny thing about stopping is that as soon as you do it, here...
Quote #20717
The cynic knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
Quote #30450
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
Quote #12059
Men are only as unfaithful as their options.
Quote #21931
I’m glad I don’t have to explain to a man from Mars why each...
Quote #18526
There is always something for which to be thankful.
Quote #4841
If hunger makes you irritable, better eat and be pleasant.
Quote #5249
Let no one think of me that I am humble or weak or passive;...
Quote #31505
We can be negative and cynical or we can be charged and hot wired...