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Virtue is not the absense of vices or the avoidance of moral dangers virtue...
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Life is like playing the violin in public and learning the instrument as one...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.
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Kindness is a mark of faith, and whoever is not kind has no faith.
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The world’s as ugly as sin, and almost as delightful
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The notes I handle no better than many pianists. But the pauses between the...
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Beware the ides of March.
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People of the same trade seldom meet together, even for merriment and diversion, but...
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Man is to himself the most wonderful object in nature; for he cannot conceive...