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Oh, you know. I am secretary of state. My trips aren’t successful. I just...
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You can pretend to be serious you can’t pretend to be witty.
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Lefty A wise guy’s always right even when he’s wrong, he’s right.
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All progress occurs because people dare to be different.
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To play it safe is not to play.
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“When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
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Blow O wind to where my loved one is. Touch him and come touch...