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Isn’t it funny how whenever we go to a county fair or a state...
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Some people did what their neighbors did so that if any lunatics were at...
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I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And...
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Failure is not the only punishment for laziness there is also the success of...
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Any change, even a change for the better, is always accompanied by drawbacks and...
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Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I...
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There are some remedies worse than the disease.
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Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we...
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We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities.
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If the scissors are not used daily on the beard, it will not be...