Quote #19313
We are all here for a spell get all the good laughs you can.
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When I look at the world I’m pessimistic, but when I look at people...
Quote #8725
He who establishes his argument by noise and command shows that his reason is...
Quote #33154
Commencement speakers have a good deal in common with grandfather clocks Standing usually some...
Quote #9984
Happines is like mercury. Hard to hold, and when we drop it, it shatters...
Quote #20708
Biff Tannen So why don’t you make like a tree and get outta here
Quote #27941
Life is mostly froth and bubble, Two things stand like stone — Kindness in...
Quote #8185
Give me a place to stand, and I will move the Earth.
Quote #18325
It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there...
Quote #8281
There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one...