Quote #34301
Anyone who has gumption knows what it is, and anyone who hasn’t can never...
Quote #20510
He that can live alone resembles the brute beast in nothing, the sage in...
Quote #19141
A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages.
Quote #12596
In the end, everything is a gag.
Quote #379
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
Quote #23223
When a man has cast his longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in...
Quote #20975
He wears his faith but as the fashion of his hat.
Quote #24245
The difference between what the most and the least learned people know is inexpressibly...
Quote #12835
Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman.
Quote #5669
If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve...