Quote #29738
Oh, I have slipped the surly bonds of earth, And danced the skies on...
Quote #24008
Charlie You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it’s called F-You. It’s...
Quote #1299
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Quote #16389
It takes far less courage to kill yourself than it takes to make yourself...
Quote #13260
We all have thoughts that would shame the devil.
Quote #24843
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #2867
This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those...
Quote #27122
Tis the most certain sign, the world’s accurst. That the best things corrupted are...
Quote #25491
You should always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise, they won’t come to yours.
Quote #19154
That Jim Brown. He says he isn’t Superman. What he really means is that...