Quote #1826
England has forty-two religions and only two sauces.
Quote #26702
They throw Winfield out at second, but he’s safe.
Quote #25152
Oh do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast...
Quote #29959
To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia–to...
Quote #3007
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Quote #29689
Quite frankly Ted, the very mention of the word ‘Republican’ seems to have negative...
Quote #25831
To fall in love is to create a religion that has a fallible god.
Quote #4548
Many brave men lived before Agamemnon; but all are overwhelmed in eternal night, unwept,...
Quote #13458
When a thing has been said, and said well, have no scruple. Take it...
Quote #7601
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and...