Quote #2328
Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.
Quote #2685
No normal man ever fell in love after thirty when the kidneys begin to...
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #14568
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying...
Quote #16476
The fact that astronomies change while the stars abide is a true analogy of...
Quote #11932
There is no despair so absolute as that which comes with the first moments...
Quote #14562
An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
Quote #2896
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
Quote #18065
I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don’t intend...
Quote #10367
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a...