Quote #2817
I know a mother-in-law who sleeps with her glasses on, the better to see...
Quote #7914
Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.
Quote #11452
Do not spit in the well – you may be thirsty by and by.
Quote #34783
Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in...
Quote #16062
Wit is brushwood; judgment timber; the one gives the greatest flame, and the other...
Quote #11993
Like President Reagan, President Bush has not shied from calling evil by its name...
Quote #26795
Minor surgery is surgery someone else is having.
Quote #1062
The only truly secure system is one that is powered off, cast in a...
Quote #10826
There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution, and I don?t know what...
Quote #28622
The road up and the road down is one and the same.