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Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
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Some prices are just too high, no matter how much you may want the...
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In a completely rational society, the best of us would be teachers and the...
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A man cannot be said to succeed in this life who does not satisfy...
Quote #10643
God creates men, but they choose each other.
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How do you tell a communist Well, it’s someone who reads Marx and Lenin....
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Life can be wildly tragic at times, and I’ve had my share. But whatever...
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I epitomize America.
Quote #15758
Pride the first peer and president of hell.
Quote #19825
When I think of talking, it is of course with a woman. For talking...