Quote #7341
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
Quote #5309
When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers...
Quote #17286
I think I should have no other mortal wants, if I could always have...
Quote #5829
Great wits are sure to madness near allied And thin partitions do their bounds...
Quote #33182
On the outskirts of every agony sits some observant fellow who points.
Quote #9909
Living is having ups and downs and sharing them with friends.
Quote #13242
The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter.
Quote #13234
Compassion is no substitute for justice.
Quote #3192
The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy...
Quote #23530
Harry Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about...