Quote #4150
It is not unseemly for a man to die fighting in defense of his...
Quote #15635
The man who gives up accomplishes nothing and is only a hindrance. The man...
Quote #407
Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
Quote #6071
Where humor is concerned there are no standards – no one can say what...
Quote #34545
It is a great ability to be able to conceal one’s ability.
Quote #34645
For every person who wants to teach there are approximately thirty people who don’t...
Quote #1991
I have found little that is good about human beings. In my experience most...
Quote #3306
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
Quote #8618
A person usually has two reasons for doing something: a good reason and the...
Quote #6869
To make pleasures pleasant, shorten them.