Quote #1517
Why do strong arms fatigue themselves with frivolous dumbbells? To dig a vineyard is...
Quote #3564
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to...
Quote #18267
People asking questions, lost in confusion, well I tell them there’s no problem, only...
Quote #26160
Are we having fun yet
Quote #8531
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
Quote #10849
I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.
Quote #3124
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have...
Quote #30925
Deliberate often–decide once.
Quote #16361
I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.
Quote #20799
Oh, thou hast a damnable iteration, and art indeed able to corrupt a saint....