Quote #21801
I would not vote for the mayor. It’s not just because he didn’t invite...
Quote #7768
Do not fight verbosity with words: speech is given to all, intelligence to few.
Quote #8248
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be...
Quote #11241
A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
Quote #34022
My masculinity isn’t hinged on whether or not I knit.
Quote #2189
A language is a dialect with an army and a navy.
Quote #9211
Honesty is the recognition of the fact that the unreal is unreal and can...
Quote #9122
Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.
Quote #19538
Learning is finding out what you already know, Doing is demonstrating that you know...
Quote #890
To refrain from imitation is the best revenge.