Quote #15966
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
Quote #17602
But more importantly, you’ve got to play with your heart, with every fiber of...
Quote #26216
He’s a real loser. He moved into a new neighborhood and got run over...
Quote #29385
Don’t wait to be happy to laugh… You may die and never have laughed
Quote #30146
It’s hard to tell if the world is actually growing worse, or if the...
Quote #30911
By learning you will teach, by teaching you will learn.
Quote #22154
Man is troubled not by events, but by the meaning he gives them.
Quote #20625
Some men see things as they are and say why I dream things that...
Quote #5098
If you can actually count your money you are not really a rich man.
Quote #23826
The result justifies the deed.