Quote #5398
If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #14246
People ask for criticism, but they only want praise.
Quote #2909
Vegetarianism is harmless enough, although it is apt to fill a man with wind...
Quote #4200
To be worn out is to be renewed.
Quote #23019
Ah, when to the heart of man Was it ever less than a treason...
Quote #4664
Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.
Quote #26960
It’s counter to common sense, but common sense is only based on a very...
Quote #13053
If children grew up according to early indications, we should have nothing but geniuses.
Quote #32772
There are two ways of spreading light to be the candle or the mirror...