Quote #3118
A husband should not insult his wife publicly, at parties. He should insult her...
Quote #11793
Always remember, you can never finish work, but work can finish you.
Quote #31383
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #30291
My only hobby is laziness, which naturally rules out all others.
Quote #25497
Nobody goes there anymore because it’s too crowded.
Quote #12563
The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are...
Quote #26805
When we conquer without danger our triumph is without glory.
Quote #24317
Latet anguis in herba. (There’s a snake hidden in the grass)
Quote #2809
Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases...
Quote #30539
Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.