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I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
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Among all the tragic consequences of depression and war, this suppression of personal self-expression...
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He’s so slow that he takes an hour and a half to watch 60...
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Once upon a time there was an old country, wrapped up in habit and...
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If you are not a liberal at twenty, you have no heart. If you...
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The road to hell is paved with adverbs.
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The danger from computers is not that they will eventually get as smart as...
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The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the...
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If the rich could hire the poor to die for them, the poor would...
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It is well to be up before daybreak, for such habits contribute to health,...