Quote #34191
I detest life-insurance agents they always argue that I shall some day die, which...
Quote #29252
To love another person is to help them love God.
Quote #17040
It’s a wise man who profits by his own experience, but it’s a good...
Quote #6676
We all have strength enough to endure the misfortunes of others.
Quote #22290
Not to know is bad not to wish to know is worse.
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The poor and the affluent are not communicating because they do not have the...
Quote #14772
Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
Quote #20515
It is impossible to live without brains, either one’s own or borrowed.
Quote #20760
Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest...
Quote #17786
I’ve come loaded with statistics, for I’ve noticed that a man can’t prove anything...