Quote #31284
If you can’t be funny, be interesting.
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Criticism is the disapproval of people, not for having faults, but having faults different...
Quote #1740
Religion is a monumental chapter in the history of human egotism.
Quote #11433
Discretion is knowing how to hide that which we cannot remedy.
Quote #14586
Paradise is exactly like where you are right now… only much, much better.
Quote #18837
Life can only be understood backwards but it must be lived forwards.
Quote #34911
Joel Ed, are you hallucinating Ed Oh, yeah, but not right now.
Quote #29298
We’re in the hands of the state legislature and God, but at the moment,...
Quote #9748
One must be a wise reader to quote wisely and well.
Quote #31596
The breakfast of champions is not cereal, it’s the opposition.