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I understand that smoking is vaguely inappropriate in certain situations. You know, like an...
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Money is good for bribing yourself through the inconveniences of life.
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Of ten parts a man enjoys one only, but a woman enjoys the full...
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Did you know that every two hours the nations of this world spend as...
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Accident, n. A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of...
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The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
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Give a man a fire and keep him warm for a day. Light a...
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When you cannot get a compliment any other way pay yourself one.
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Martyrdom is the only way a person can become famous without ability.