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Real riches are the riches possessed inside.
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Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every...
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Write something to suit yourself and many people will like it; write something to...
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It takes a lot of money to look as cheap as I do.
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May you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows your dead
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The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
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I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck.
Quote #7410
Modesty is the citadel of beauty.
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Advice is like snow the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and...
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...