Quote #15254
He must not laugh at his own wheeze. A snuff box has no right...
Quote #5309
When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers...
Quote #4178
It is equally wrong to speed a guest who does not want to go,...
Quote #26444
Faith in tomorrow, instead of Christ, is Satan’s nurse for man’s perdition.
Quote #13264
He who is drowned is not troubled by the rain.
Quote #26062
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
Quote #1718
Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds,...
Quote #33726
I’ve always found paranoia to be a perfectly defensible position.
Quote #28317
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to...
Quote #6036
I am responsible only to God and history.