Quote #11564
Aunt Marion was right… Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.
Quote #2542
History is bunk.
Quote #26739
If ever an error had ‘F’ written on it, that grounder did.
Quote #30673
Confidence is a plant of slow growth in an aged bosom.
Quote #24988
You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.
Quote #3118
A husband should not insult his wife publicly, at parties. He should insult her...
Quote #1289
If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst at once into the...
Quote #5999
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, we shall pay...
Quote #34747
They didn’t need men because they had each other, a significant other. It doesn’t...
Quote #12273
Being shot out of a cannon is always better than being squeezed through a...