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Learn to limit yourself, to content yourself with some definite thing, and some definite...
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May the gods grant you all things which your heart desires, and may they...
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Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
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I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro’s great stumbling block in...
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Yesterday, December seventh, 1941, a date which will live in infamy, the United States...
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Life is not a laughing matter, but can you imagine having to live without...
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What dreadful weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance.
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He who loves 50 people has 50 woes he who loves no one has...
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Getting old is not for sissies.
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The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.