Quote #22706
Life is the soul’s nursery–Its training place for the destinies of eternity.
Quote #1024
Oh, what tangled webs we weave, When we first practice to deceive.
Quote #15217
To feel “fit as a fiddle” you must tone down your middle.
Quote #11643
If male homosexuals are called “gay,” then female homosexuals should be called “ecstatic.”
Quote #25202
The world is round and the place which may seem like the end may...
Quote #32899
The AIDS epidemic has rolled back a big rotting log and revealed all the...
Quote #5472
May your walls know joy; May every room hold laughter and every window open...
Quote #15726
A man desires praise that he may be reassured, that he may be quit...
Quote #34113
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
Quote #30820
Experience is the comb that nature gives us when we are bald.