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Laurie got offended that I used the word ‘puke.’ But to me, that’s what...
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Khrushchev reminds me of the tiger hunter who has picked a place on the...
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Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address.
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So convenient a thing it is to be a reasonable creature, since it enables...
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Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never...
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The man we call a specialist today was formerly called a man with a...
Quote #31878
Flattery is all right so long as you don’t inhale.
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There is a certain age at which a child looks at you in all...
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Time is like a river. It flows one direction, But with a little force...
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Men will wrangle for religion write for it fight for it die for it...